why i’m glad i attended k-college

@maverick wrote:

read the miaa forum…..i guarantee you can pick out any post made by a hope swimmer or alum based purely on basic grammar, spelling and point of said post.

who the hell are these people that go to hope?

Anything from a Hope swimmer has to be qualified by recognizing that fact is not nearly as important as assertion. They picked up this trait from President Bush.

I think each one of them lost their virginity to or in the Holland pool also, because they sure take extreme offense to anything said negatively about it.

Or worse yet, they lost their virginity with the Holland pool…

@silentp wrote:

I think each one of them lost their virginity to or in the Holland pool also, because they sure take extreme offense to anything said negatively about it.

Only the married ones lost their virginity there. They probably believe in marriage between a man and a pool (polygamy is a pain, but all the husbands get along), but definitely no sex until marriage.

And you thought those round holes in the deck were for flag poles!

Ever since posing as Hope swimmers and posting on the Mlive boards before d3swimming.com came around, we have all noticed a subtle, alright – glaring, difference in grammar, spelling, as well as a general lack of a sense of humor (outside of jokes that might be found in Maxim or Jackass), irony and sarcasm.

It’s just such a guilty pleasure to provoke them.

@Low Tide wrote:

It’s just such a guilty pleasure to provoke them.

I’ve never felt guilty about provoking them.

They are gluttons for punishment though to keep coming back, they just get owned and owned and owned on these boards.

Can that be put into recruiting letters, “At the very least, we guarantee you will come out on top of the majoritry of online flame wars you enter.”

I can’t stop myself from responding to Stevo.