Is it true?

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    • #12180
      Swimdad55
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      After gossiping with several other parents of the MIAA, I have unveiled rumors of a very special guest gracing us with his presence at the MIAA championships this February! John Boumgarden’s parents informed me that Calvin’s coach, Dan Gelderloos, is personal friends with pop sensation Clay Aiken. Coach Gelderloos offered Clay a “gig” to sing the national anthem at MIAA’s, which Clay sincerely embraced! Unfortunately, there is a down-side to having Clay at the meet. Clay’s bodyguards tenaciously insist on rigorous security measures, including metal detectors at every entrance and mandatory cavity searches for all guests. Are these demands more hassle than they are worth? Discuss.

    • #33343
      Derek
      Member

      cavity searches?

    • #33344
      Bocephus
      Member

      wikipedia confirms clay’s stop at MIAA’s in February…

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clay_aiken

      look under the “Tours” section.

    • #33345
      BuddytheElf
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      I also heard that Santa was singing and asking swimmers what they want for Christmas next year! It’s certainly going to be an awesome MIAA meet and I can’t wait.
      Ps. swimdad you’re on the naughty list!

    • #33346
      iSwim
      Member

      @Bocephus wrote:

      wikipedia confirms clay’s stop at MIAA’s in February…

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clay_aiken

      look under the “Tours” section.

      I couldn’t find anything saying that he’s going to MIAAs……….

    • #33347

      Wow, my post got deleted…can’t believe that speaking facts gets a post deleted?!?

    • #33348
      uestlove
      Member

      Wikipedia has also confirmed another MIAA swimming rumor.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cadet#Title_used_in_contemporary_slang

    • #33349
      Derek
      Member

      @?uestlove wrote:

      Wikipedia has also confirmed another MIAA swimming rumor.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cadet#Title_used_in_contemporary_slang

      Gotta love Wikipedia.

    • #33350
      Vic
      Member

      @vazzy vazquez wrote:

      Wow, my post got deleted…can’t believe that speaking facts gets a post deleted?!?

      When your “facts” are sexually graphic, they get deleted.

    • #33351
      Stevo
      Member

      [Edited by the Moderator (Jansen): Stevo’s classiness was just too much to handle and had to be removed.]

    • #33352
      quacker
      Member

      I took a class on censorship once.

      We read Harry Potter and Lolita.

      I think censorship is bad.

      So please bring back the posts, especially after they started out as really stupid anyway. Thank you.

    • #33353
      Stevo
      Member

      Two things:

      1. I wanted to see how long it would last….nice work moderator
      2. I am fairly certain most HMS thought that post was amusing.

      Sorry to offend anyone

      Sincerely,

      The guy who pierced his A** cheeks together

    • #33354
      Monkey Boy
      Member

      I think censorship is bad.

      Isn’t the Holland/Grand Rapids area often the censorship capital of America?

      I am fairly certain most HMS thought that post was amusing.

      At least we agree on something. I’m sure most frat boys and middle schoolers would be snorting beer/milk out their noses as well.

    • #33355
      Stevo
      Member

      Monkey boy…has anyone told you how sweet you are?

    • #33356
      Low Tide
      Member

      Monkey boy…

      Don’t look at us, we did our best to kill him (in fact, we did).

    • #33357
      Bocephus
      Member

      @iSwim wrote:

      @Bocephus wrote:

      wikipedia confirms clay’s stop at MIAA’s in February…

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clay_aiken

      look under the “Tours” section.

      I couldn’t find anything saying that he’s going to MIAAs……….

      Apparently the wikipedia world cant believe that clay will be performing at MIAA’s and they delete that part.

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