Hotties of the MIAC

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    • #12267

      At this point in the season, with dual meet and conference conjecture largely exhausted, all that’s left to do is sit back and wait. Lest we all become too anxious and wreck our nerves in wild anticipation for a D3 conference meet, I would like to introduce somewhat of a “novelty” topic to help us get our minds off the monumental event that is to occur in T-minus 10 days. May I present (in my opinion) the hotties of the MIAC…
      BOYS
      Gustavus- Jonah Winter (mainly because of the puka shells)
      St John’s- Joey Chapman
      St Olaf- Adam Meyer (though, were he still swimming: Paul Evensen)
      Carleton- Ryan Terrien
      Hamline- Ryan Beckman
      GIRLS
      Gustavus- Christi O’Conner
      St Ben’s- Kelly Matzen
      St Olaf- Jen Marzolf
      Carleton- Annalisa Andre
      Hamline- Kelsey Easter (Aly Janzen (were she still there))
      Concordia- Katie Lee

      There are a few schools missing and there were definitely a few close calls, so please feel free to add your own statements at will.

    • #34474
      SeekUp
      Member

      Ifpeopleonlyknew… what stats did you use for your picks? From intensive research these are clearly the hotties of the MIAC:

      BOYS
      Gustavus- Brian Amundson
      St John’s- Sam Christianson
      St Olaf- Paul Evensen (I don’t care that he is not actually swimming)
      Carleton- Will Kruesi
      Hamline- Ryan Beckman

      GIRLS
      Gustavus- Christi O’Conner
      St Ben’s- Kelly Matzen
      St Olaf- Jen Marzolf
      Carleton- Annalisa Andre
      Hamline- Kelsey Easter (Aly Janzen (were she still there))
      Concordia- Katie Lee

      I decided just to agree with the girls.

    • #34475

      i think connor ziegler would be very upset to know he wasnt on this list…

    • #34476
      frizzy
      Member

      Including some requisite alumni…

      Men
      GAC: Will Suitor
      SJU: Sam Christianson
      Olaf: Tom Kukla
      Carleton: Jared Plotz
      UST: T.J. Hardy

      Women
      Olaf: Alyssa Germeroth
      Carleton: Irene Dennison

    • #34477

      GAC Assistant to the Head Coach Andy Hagen is like a young Fabio in Birkenstocks. Coach Carlson is so intimidated by his looks that he doesn’t have a photo of Hagen on the team’s web page. Or even mention him. For shame Jon… for shame.

      And Carleton Assistant to the Head Coach Brooke Larson is like dream on a cloud of lilies.

    • #34478
      middie07
      Member

      I love the creepy quality of this line of inquiry, by the way, and here is my two cents-

      Tom Kukla’s not alumni yet. Two very necessary additions on the mens’ side:
      Olaf: Nelson Westby (have you seen his triceps? dude’s jacked)
      GAC: Greg Pokorski

    • #34479
      Kari Byron
      Member

      @middie07 wrote:

      Olaf: Nelson Westby (have you seen his triceps? dude’s jacked)

      But you can’t tell me that he isn’t a bit uh….. less attractive than guys who have all ready been mentioned.

      @middie07 wrote:

      GAC: Greg Pokorski

      This guy gets an A+. Plus, his face is made of titanium. How can you beat that?

    • #34480

      Yeah, um, I have to disagree with you. Nelson Westby is a god among men. Even my mom has taken note of his physical beauty. There’s no denying the matrons’ adoration.

      And my apologies to Conner Z… his loveliness is inconsistent. Sometimes he’s hot, sometimes he looks like a dinosaur. I’m never really certain of his true nature.

      Also, as far as the Olaf diver goes, let’s face it, divers are generally more attractive that swimmers, so in the original post they were neglected in order to level the playing field.

    • #34481
      SeekUp
      Member

      @if people only knew… wrote:

      Nelson Westby is a god among men. Even my mom has taken note of his physical beauty. There’s no denying the matrons’ adoration.

      I second that. my mom has also taken note.

    • #34482
      Kari Byron
      Member

      @if people only knew… wrote:

      Yeah, um, I have to disagree with you. Nelson Westby is a god among men.

      No offense to the guy, but I find him to be a bit scrunchy faced. Just a personal thing, I think it takes him out of contention.

      @if peope only knew… wrote:

      And my apologies to Conner Z… his loveliness is inconsistent. Sometimes he’s hot, sometimes he looks like a dinosaur. I’m never really certain of his true nature.

      Dinosaur, now that’s a good one! I would have to agree with you here.

    • #34483
      The15mMark
      Member

      All right guys. I’ve been following this forum and I feel as though it’s taken a turn towards being on the wrong side of the line. If this thread is going to continue, there will be no trashing of others. “Scrunchy faced” and “Dinosaur” are as far as this goes. Keep it clean, make your picks and defend them, but no cutting people down.

    • #34484

      I will nominate Ben Hanson… I find myself oddly attracted to him… especially when he swims past people with that patented “Hanson Hobble” stroke of his

      <3
      *sigh

    • #34485

      This forum gets better, day by day!

      BTW, I nominate Matt Zelen for hottest MIAC swimmer of all-time. My second choice would definately be Max Harper.

    • #34486

      I think jake koch is dreamy.

    • #34487
      middie07
      Member

      I think Jake Kock looks like a meercat.

    • #34488
      the Todd
      Member

      the Todd dont do dudes, but he knows the ladies. hes gonna half to say that the hottest girl in the miac would be Krista Koenen. the Todd likes them home grown country girls. id like to 😆

    • #34489

      Upon careful observation, much deliberation and several very professional polls, we have finally come to a decision on the MIAC Hotties of the Year…

      Men: Sam Christianson from SJU
      Women: Alyssa Germeroth from Olaf

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