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At this point in the season, with dual meet and conference conjecture largely exhausted, all that’s left to do is sit back and wait. Lest we all become too anxious and wreck our nerves in wild anticipation for a D3 conference meet, I would like to introduce somewhat of a “novelty” topic to help us get our minds off the monumental event that is to occur in T-minus 10 days. May I present (in my opinion) the hotties of the MIAC…
BOYS
Gustavus- Jonah Winter (mainly because of the puka shells)
St John’s- Joey Chapman
St Olaf- Adam Meyer (though, were he still swimming: Paul Evensen)
Carleton- Ryan Terrien
Hamline- Ryan Beckman
GIRLS
Gustavus- Christi O’Conner
St Ben’s- Kelly Matzen
St Olaf- Jen Marzolf
Carleton- Annalisa Andre
Hamline- Kelsey Easter (Aly Janzen (were she still there))
Concordia- Katie LeeThere are a few schools missing and there were definitely a few close calls, so please feel free to add your own statements at will.
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Ifpeopleonlyknew… what stats did you use for your picks? From intensive research these are clearly the hotties of the MIAC:
BOYS
Gustavus- Brian Amundson
St John’s- Sam Christianson
St Olaf- Paul Evensen (I don’t care that he is not actually swimming)
Carleton- Will Kruesi
Hamline- Ryan BeckmanGIRLS
Gustavus- Christi O’Conner
St Ben’s- Kelly Matzen
St Olaf- Jen Marzolf
Carleton- Annalisa Andre
Hamline- Kelsey Easter (Aly Janzen (were she still there))
Concordia- Katie LeeI decided just to agree with the girls.
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GAC Assistant to the Head Coach Andy Hagen is like a young Fabio in Birkenstocks. Coach Carlson is so intimidated by his looks that he doesn’t have a photo of Hagen on the team’s web page. Or even mention him. For shame Jon… for shame.
And Carleton Assistant to the Head Coach Brooke Larson is like dream on a cloud of lilies.
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@middie07 wrote:
Olaf: Nelson Westby (have you seen his triceps? dude’s jacked)
But you can’t tell me that he isn’t a bit uh….. less attractive than guys who have all ready been mentioned.
@middie07 wrote:
GAC: Greg Pokorski
This guy gets an A+. Plus, his face is made of titanium. How can you beat that?
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Yeah, um, I have to disagree with you. Nelson Westby is a god among men. Even my mom has taken note of his physical beauty. There’s no denying the matrons’ adoration.
And my apologies to Conner Z… his loveliness is inconsistent. Sometimes he’s hot, sometimes he looks like a dinosaur. I’m never really certain of his true nature.
Also, as far as the Olaf diver goes, let’s face it, divers are generally more attractive that swimmers, so in the original post they were neglected in order to level the playing field.
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@if people only knew… wrote:
Yeah, um, I have to disagree with you. Nelson Westby is a god among men.
No offense to the guy, but I find him to be a bit scrunchy faced. Just a personal thing, I think it takes him out of contention.
@if peope only knew… wrote:
And my apologies to Conner Z… his loveliness is inconsistent. Sometimes he’s hot, sometimes he looks like a dinosaur. I’m never really certain of his true nature.
Dinosaur, now that’s a good one! I would have to agree with you here.
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All right guys. I’ve been following this forum and I feel as though it’s taken a turn towards being on the wrong side of the line. If this thread is going to continue, there will be no trashing of others. “Scrunchy faced” and “Dinosaur” are as far as this goes. Keep it clean, make your picks and defend them, but no cutting people down.
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