The Last UAAs Before the Mayan Apocalypse

Who wants a spoiler?!? You will die alone!  Just kidding.  Welcome to Screeeeeeeeech’s annual UAA Preview, wherein I offer my clearly biased and semi-informed opinion on everything from Wash U’s GPA to Brandeis’ MIA status.  Let’s get dirty! Brandeis’ Men: Axed (ouch).  Having swum with Loren “The Hebrew Hammer” Bach in high school, this kind … Read more The Last UAAs Before the Mayan Apocalypse

UAA Preview

Preface: UAAs is going down in Rochester this year.  Spoiler alert: It is going to be cold as hell!  Emory are clear favorites, but there will be a few teams looking to capitalize on any slip-ups.  Long story short, this year’s UAAs should be fast and deep.  Let’s get it on! Emory: Last year, Emory … Read more UAA Preview

And Now for the Airing of Grievances…

Dear D3 swimming coaches and voters, I’ve got a lot of problems with you people, and now you’re all gonna hear about it! The most recent Collegeswimming.com poll came out and the Kenyon women are ranked ahead of Emory, albeit by 3 points (god knows I have no idea how the scoring works). The fact … Read more And Now for the Airing of Grievances…