Wise Owl Abandoned

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Wise Owl Abandoned

Post by southwestairlines » Mon Feb 03, 2020 7:00 pm

I cannot believe Kalamazoo College left wise owl at Calvin University. I picture it similar to Joe Dirt's family leaving him at the Grand Canyon, only to become a white trash, unemployed, dirty hillbilly in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I imagine wise owl is now destine for a similar path. He'll probably start selling his blood plasma for money, work at Popeye's Chicken, start chain smoking menthol cigarettes and get a nice tribal tattoo on his wing. All because Grant Anger and Grant Stille forgot him. Hate to see it.

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Post by Couldn't be me » Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:36 pm

Has anyone from Kalamazoo seen the wise owl recently?

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Re: Wise Owl Abandoned

Post by Raoul Duke » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:41 am

Does anyone know how many of those things they’ve had over the years? Three different teams stole it in 2012 alone.
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